April 13, 2010
I was chasing a llama and her basket of multicolored eggs down my old block. It wouldn't let me get near them, it kept butting me, so i took a stick and used it to fish the backet towards me, then ran away with the eggs. Later, I ate them whole, shells and all. They put it on tv, me running after the llama, for the news' "Two Thumbs Up" segment.

Next I was at work, where someone's Nintendo DS had the word "flot" (as if they were trying to write "flood" but were too retarded.) A girl was stuffing blown balloons down her bra as a makeshift push-up. I ended up sitting at the wrong computer twice, and also started talking about our different types of conference calls with another employee. Later I tried grabbing a healthy water that had odd flavors.

Also had dream that dad was trying to sabotage our garage sale at our neighbors with a piece of construction demolition equipment.

Labels: animals, childhood, eggs, work